SURPRISE!!!

ALRIGHT, SO I HAD A DREAM SAT NIGHT THAT I WENT INTO LABOR SO I CALLED MY MOM THE NEXT DAY AND TOLD HER I WENT INTO LABOR, I WAS HAVING CONTRACTIONS, BUT MY WATER DIDN'T BREAK YET. (WE WERE LEAVING THAT DAY TO GO HOME AND LAST TIME I WAS PREGO WITH JORDAN, WE WERE THERE VISITING AND I HAD TO HAVE JORDAN IN LAYTON) AFTER TELLING HER MORE LIES, I SAID, " WELL, ALL OF THAT ONLY HAPPENED IN MY DREAM" SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS GONNA BEAT MY BUTT. THEN A FEW HOURS LATER SHE CALLS ME TO TELL ME THAT MY GRANDMA FELL. SHE IS OK, BUT WE ARE AT THE HOSPITAL GETTING X-RAYS. CAN WE SEE THEM BEFORE WE HEAD HOME? OF COURSE! ALL MORNING JOSH TOLD ME GET DRESSED AND DO YOUR MAKE-UP. I WAS LIKE... NO! I AM DRIVING 5 HOURS HOME AND I NEED TO BE COMFORTABLE. I DON'T NEED MY MAKE-UP DONE EITHER SINCE WE ARE JUST DRIVING HOME, I WON'T SEE ANYBODY. WELL, I WAS WRONG! WE GET TO MY GRANDMA'S AND ALL OF MY FAM IS THERE AND MY GRANDMA HAS JUST A LIL CUSHION ON HER WRIST. THEY TELL ME IT IS ICE ON HER ARM. I THOUGHT IT A LIL FISHY, BUT I BOUGHT IT. I TOOK MY MAKE-UP INSIDE SO I COULD DO IT. AFTER VISITING A WHILE, MY MOM TAKES JORDAN TO RIDE IN THE WAGON OUTSIDE WITH HIS COUSINS. JOSH GOES AND THEN MARTI COMES BACK TO TELL ME- JOSH WANTS YOU. I GO IN THE BACKYARD TO SEE WHAT HE WANTS AND THERE ARE CHAIRS SET UP AND MY MOM AND SIS IN-LAW AND COUSINS SITTIN OUT THERE AND THEY YELLED "SURPRISE!" IT TOOK ME A MINUTE TO REALIZE WHAT WAS GOING ON, I THOUGHT IT ISN'T MY BIRTHDAY, WHAT IS THIS ABOUT? I GUESS I FORGOT FOR A SEC THAT I AM PREGO WITH A GIRL! AND MY HAIR IS NOT DONE AND NO MAKE-UP AT ALL. HOW EMBARRASSING! IT WAS A VERY NICE SURPRISE. THE JOKE WAS ON ME. THANKS ALL FOR YOUR WONDERFUL GIFTS AND COMING TO SUPPORT US! MOM- THANKS FOR THE FUN SURPRISE. I LOVE SURPRISES, IT IS USUALLY HARD TO SURPRISE ME THOUGH. WE GOT SPOILED. THANKS GUYS! HERE ARE SOME OF THE NICE GIFTS WE RECEIVED. AFTER THE SHOWER, JOSH GOT EXCITED TO HAVE THE BABY! FINALLY!!